*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
what is wrong with pugs.
i mean that in the best way possible.
This is actually really smart of them. They’re so fat and have such little legs that hopping like that is the most efficient way of getting up the stairs. It’s directly comparable to astronauts skipping while on the surface of the moon due to the bloated nature of their suits and the low gravity.
THIS IS THE BEST
LOOK AT THEM GO
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh
Scarlett and Cobie being stunning at Captain America: The Winter Soldier LA premiere, March 13th, 2014.