Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
does anyone even need to say anything more about israel?
You bet your sweet ass if China or Iran was doing this reporters would be able to find the word “sterilization,” which is conspicuously absent here.
If you defend Israel, I don’t need to know you.
FORCED STERILIZATION IS NOT OKAY. Please signal boost so that people realize that forced sterilization wasn’t just something that happened in the US in the ’70s, but that it’s still going on now and it’s eugenics.
middle aged white males should strive to be more like mark ruffalo
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
three weeks ago another dog attacked my puppy georgie and her eye came completely out of its socket. since it was totally out, the chances of saving it were very slim, but surgery to remove it is expensive so we tried to keep it in. her eye has been healing fine, but this morning her eye burst and popped open and we have no choice but to remove her eye, otherwise she could die due to an infection, which is inevitable if it is not removed soon!
the surgery to remove her eye will cost $1,400. it may not seem like a lot, but my family just cant afford it and we desperately need help! tumblr can raise $17000 for dashcon so hopefully tumblr can help pay for my puppy’s surgery and save her life!
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Saddest puppy ever
Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby
Y’all are slept on so much but idk why
That lumberjack build does things to me
I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up
I fit this yes